"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just
I can’t use this stall anymore guys…
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
You’re A Hazard, Harry
i laughed way too fucking hard this . and i dont even like harry potter.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.